what I would teach my kids

Ladies and Gentlemen, Children and Undecided!

We’re about to take off soon! Apologies for the delay. We’re doing this on purpose because we’re testing you – who’ll make more mess and prove their impatience!
Unfortunately, in this game there are no medals or awards or freebies to give away.
This is not TV.

Please, don’t scatter around your belongings.
Madam, you’ve taken way too much luggage with you – all these pairs of shoes, bags, coats, cats, cat coats? Are you going on a vacation or migrating?
Don’t throw your rubbish everywhere, please people.
There’s no one to clean after you.
I’m the only air hostess here and I need your cooperation!

***

I think we may have already taken off actually. Let me check with the Pilot.
Hm, it’s strange.
There isn’t one.
Ladies and Gentlemen, Children and  Undecided!
I think I’ll have to take over with the flying.

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