slogans

I propose any one of the following slogans for a possible favourite to those who don’t have one yet.
I suspect that when my kids become teenagers, they’ll hardly think of slogans, mottos, or any other smart-pants shibboleths which to use as a guide to how to live their lives, so, in case they (kids, my kids, your kids, anyone) were in search of their own favourite slogan one day, here are a few suggestions:

Slogan of the New Generation:
MAKE LOVE NOT FACEBOOK PROFILES

Slogan of the Tools:
TRY NOT TO SCREW UP TOO MUCH

Slogan of the Car:
DON’T BE A BACKSEAT DRIVER

Slogan of the Circle:
BEND OVER BACKWARDS…WHENEVER POSSIBLE

Slogan of the Legs:
NEVER START ON THE WRONG FOOT

Slogan of the Bread:
USE YOUR LOAF

Violet Crawley Dowager’s Slogan:
I’M A WOMAN, I CAN BE AS CONTRARY AS I CHOOSE (Downton Abbey)

One of Oscar Wilde’s slogans:
BE YOURSELF, EVERYONE ELSE IS TAKEN

Slogan of the Slogan:
DON’T READ TOO MANY SLOGANS, GET ON WITH YOUR LIFE

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